Looks anything up for you
Pharmacy hours, tomorrow’s rain, the Padres score, the price of a stamp. Glenn checks and texts back the answer.
Now you have
someone to ask.
Let Glenn handle the little things
Your go-to,
just a text away
What time does the CVS on Rose Ave close tonight?
9pm tonight, 6pm on Sunday. Their pharmacy counter shuts an hour earlier, at 8pm.
Remind me to take my atorvastatin at 6 every day.
Done. Atorvastatin, 6pm, daily.
I’ll text you at 6, then check back at 6:30 to be sure you took it. 💊
Never misses a reminder
Atorvastatin at six. Dr. Patel on the 12th. Sarah’s birthday. Say it once and Glenn carries it from there.
What’s my Netflix password?
Behind Face ID, below. It shows for 10 seconds, then it’s gone.
Netflix passwordFace ID · shows for 10s
Guards your passwords
Save it once. Ask anytime and Glenn sends a Face ID–locked link that shows for ten seconds, then disappears.
✉️ Unknown · Text Message
USPS: your package is on hold. A $2.99 redelivery fee is required. Confirm at usps-secure-redeliver.com
Is this real?
Scam. USPS never charges a redelivery fee by text. Don’t tap it. I’ll report the number.
Checks anything you’re unsure of
Forward the text, the email, the screenshot. Glenn tells you straight: scam, or perfectly fine.
Send Sarah the usual flowers for her birthday.
White peonies from Rosewood, to her office in Denver. Same card as last year?
Someone who remembers you
Sarah’s address, Dr. Patel’s number, how you take your coffee. Glenn holds it across every conversation, so you never repeat yourself.
24/7
someone to ask,
The more you ask,
someone to ask,
day or night
The more you ask,
the more Glenn remembers
How Glenn works
Save Glenn’s number
Add Glenn as a contact, like any friend. No app to download, no account to create.
Text like a friend
Ask anything in plain words, any time. Photos of confusing screens are welcome.
Glenn remembers
Glenn keeps track of what matters to you, so you only have to say it once.
FAQ
Everyday things: fixing the printer, remembering the doctor’s number, checking if an email is a scam, setting reminders, or just answering a question you’d rather not bother anyone with.
Save Glenn as a contact and send a text that says hi. That’s the whole setup.
No. Glenn lives in the Messages app you already have. No app, no account, no passwords.
Yes. Conversations stay between you and Glenn. There’s no family dashboard and no monitoring. Glenn is loyal to you only.
Yes: pills, appointments, birthdays, taking the bins out. Tell Glenn once and it’s handled.
Glenn is free, for now. If that ever changes, you’ll hear it from Glenn first.
Glenn says so, plainly, and helps you find someone who does. No guessing, no bluffing.
